My alien chat

Alien: Hello Earthling. Thank you for conversing with me.

me: your welcome

Alien: May I ask you a few questions?

You: Ofcourse!

Alien: I have never been to earth before, can you tell me a little bit about it? What are some beautiful and interesting places I should visit?

me: it's a nice place except for global warming

me: What is your planet like?

Alien: very nice and lovely

Alien: You humans seem like you’re very angry with eachother. I watched people walk down the street and most people didn’t even look at eachother! Why is that?

me: because we don't know each other

me: What’s it like on your planet when you walk around?

Alien: we all greet one another

Alien: Why does your home country go to war with other countries?

You: because things happen

Alien: It seems to me that what you call “marshmallows” are the best thing to eat on your planet. Why do you not eat these every day?

You: because you could get sick

You: What do you eat on your planet?

Alien: capolinogrte

Alien: It seems to me that you do not treat earth very well. I see people throwing their trash on the ground, cutting down forests, and burning dirty coal to make electricity. Why do humans not care about earth? Is anyone doing anything about it?

You: because they don't know what could happen